As a Brit you grow up with the belief that Philip II’s failed 1588 invasion of England is one of the most heroic and glorious events in our history. The story goes something like this:
Thousands, no, millions of huge Spanish ships, armed to the teeth, descended on our tiny island laden with cannon and scary spanish corsairs! Everyone in England was going to die, and certain death was, well certain. And who delivered us from this mortal peril? None other than Francis Drake, who fought them off singlehandedly, armed with only a dinghy and a wooden paddle! All the spanish ran away screaming and died and sank and the ships were burnt and eaten by seamonsters, and then Francis Drake rode home in glory in a chariot of fire and from that day forward all of Europe cowered at the might of the English navy, and that is why we used to never actually did rule the world. Rule Britannia, god save the queen, etcetera etcetera.
Okay, so I may be exaggerating a little (just a little). But you have to admit the defeat of the armada is nothing if not hyped.
The reality, as it tends to be with this sort of thing, is slightly less impressive. *massive sadness* I mean, for starters, Drake wasn’t even Lord Admiral. Who was Lord Admiral? Some bloke called Howard. Well, I’d never even heard of him before!
The odds against the English fleet were not in fact overwhelming in the slightest either, even though the sheer number of Spanish ships may have made it look that way. The Spanish fleet was actually woefully unprepared for the venture. This seems fairly dumb; when trying to invade a country, you’d think you’d at least have the good sense to plan a campaign with major chances of success….eh Philip?
The answer, strangely enough, is no…
There were not sufficient ships of standard, in fact there weren’t really enough full stop. The majority were undergunned – while this was also the case for the English, they at least were playing at home, were they could receive reinforcements of powder, shot, and crucially, water. Lots of the Spanish weaponry had been cobbled together so that some ships were laden with cannon whereas others were almost empty. In fact loads of the Spanish ships were not even warships, they were just random boats that had been brought along to look scary… or something. The idea of ‘overwhelming by sheer weight of numbers’ is not, shall we say, a guaranteed method for victory, as Philip discovered.
The most important failing of the armada was that the English ships were lighter, and more manoeuvrable. The Spanish plan relied on them getting close enough to the English ships to board them, and attack them hand to hand. The thing was, the English ships were perfectly able to dart around the lumbering Spanish hulks, and keep them at sufficient distance that they never were in any danger of being boarded, and could fire on them at leisure.
There was also the hooha with the Duke of Parma, who was supposed to reinforce the armada from Holland. What Philip II had failed to grasp despite Parma telling him many, many times was that Parma didn’t have any warships. None. Zilch. Barges, yes. Pedlos, maybe. Probably some tulips. But the fact that the armada’s success depended on a back up which did not exist shows what seemed to me as a reader a ridiculous lack of foresight and preparation. This is I think probably because that in Philip’s obsession with launching a catholic crusade, he casually forgot to make sure all the details were intact. Still, it seems totally dumb miscalculation from the ruler of vast swathes of Europe.
Despite all this, it’s possible that the armada might have gotten lucky and destroyed the English, if they’d managed to get them into hand to hand combat. But was there really ever hope that that would happen? They had pretty fair weather most of the way up the channel. However, once the armada had been put on the retreat up the side of England, all hope was lost. I almost laughed when I discovered that they literally went all the round the British Isles. They were battered by storms all the way up the country, round Scotland, back down, and many were wrecked off the coast of Ireland. Contrary to popular opinion, the Irish who massacred the marooned sailors did not do so because they were crazy Celts but were actually because they were under English pay… lovely bunch that we are.
A few ships limped home, and protestants breathed sighs of relief everywhere. If I was Philip, I’d have been cursing, and I’d never have risked another embarrassing and expensive invasion fail again. So after this ridiculous debacle, I was astounded to learn (from Horrible Histories no less) that he tried again not once… not twice… but three times! That’s some major dedication to a lost cause, hats off to him.
Okay now I’m going to try and find some things to analyse. This is difficult, since I’m not exactly a font of knowledge on the subject, and basically everything I know has come from this book.
A question was raised as to whether Queen Elizabeth’s suspiciously just-too-let note to Drake telling him that he was not allowed to sack Cadiz in 1587 was down to political deviousness, or the dithering of a poor decision maker. Mattingly argues the former; I’ve read another book which claims that her general inability to find a course and stick to it was due to terrible leadership. I’m inclined to agree with Mattingly though – Elizabeth spent her entire reign keeping people at tenterhooks on whether she would marry, and this was down to smarts on her part. She was clearly extremely devious in several respects, not least her ability to avoid paying for pretty much everything, a useful skill when the royal coffers weren’t exactly chock full. Therefore I think she knew exactly what she was doing by not sending an emissary until too late, it seems far too coincidental to be down to luck. The outcome was certainly good, as the armada was delayed and a huge shipment of barrels burnt which crucially led to the armada later running out of fresh water.
So, in conclusion, the defeat of the armada, while definitely an epic story, is not quite as much as an epic win for England as it first appears. As for the legacy of the defeat, obviously the prevention of an invasion was pretty major. However it didn’t exactly spell the end of Spanish domination, or the beginning of any sort of English power – it’s the Spanish navy that then went on to become bigger and better.
I guess it’s a bit like Agincourt – everyone remembers Henry V’s incredible victory in that single battle… and fails to recall that England then went on to lose the 100 Years War to the French. LOL! Similarly, though the Spanish armada failed, but everyone fails to mention that in 1589 Queen Lizzy sent her own armada to Portugal, which, well, also failed – equally embarrassing for her as Philip’s failure was to him the previous year.
However, I think it’s far more fun to to pretend I didn’t mention that, and hail the Spanish armada’s defeat as the victory of the people of a tiny little island who miraculously managed to hold off invasion by a continental superpower.
I mean, it’s part of national pride, innit?
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